Who would win a fight between that horrible comedian and the really old guy that ate too much oatmeal? -- Randy, MN

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CHO Vs Brimley

Here’s the breakdown:

Cho:                                                                                                                 Strengths - Incredibly bad jokes attack the opponent's psyche and combined with leather outfit cause instant dementia.                                                                       Weaknesses - Humorous jokes could temporarily stun her and possible pair of testicles presents an Achilles heal.

Wilford Brimley:                                                                                                     Strengths - Shotgun and super strength from oatmeal.                                             Weaknesses - senility, Alzheimer's, and horrible French accent in Hard Target.

Outcome:                                                                                                                 Even though the old man has a shotgun and strength from the oatmeal, he’s still about 1000 years old, which means he has a really old heart. This confrontation would last about three seconds, since that’s about all the time it would take Cho to open the front of her leather outfit and Brimley to drop dead.