Welcome to the grand opening of DeadHookerStorage.com. Your patience will be greatly appreciated as I begin to turn this site into a work of art.

First off, the name. Let me just get this out off the way.  For those of you who know me, you’re probably the only ones who come to the site any ways, you know the reason for the name. If you don’t know me and you just happened to stumble on this site, I just have one question for you. What in God’s name were you searching for? Any ways, if the name’s offensive to you, tough. Hookers are everywhere.  Chances are you know one or are one (if it’s the latter, you watch your ass).

Some of you might be asking yourself, ‘Okay, jackass, what are you planning on doing with this site?’ I’m glad you asked.  Basically, I'm trying to take this site and turn it into a place where people can come and vent frustrations, ask for advice, rant about crappy movies, and pretty much anything else that doesn’t usually happen on a typical site.

That’s pretty much it for right now. This is basically the first site I've made in a few years, so bear with me if it really stinks.  I can take some criticism, just don’t be a dick and tell me I don’t have very many pages. I'm working on it.

With that in mind, feel free to browse around my site. If you have comments or questions please drop me a line at management@deadhookerstorage.com.

Thanks for visiting and I hope you enjoy your stay.